He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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