So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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