But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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