My hair reeks of homosexuality.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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