...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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