he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
