It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
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I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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