Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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