maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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