theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
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I think I accidentally invented a religion.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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