I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Watching her eat just hurts me
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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