Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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