Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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