do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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