I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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