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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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