Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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