do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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