How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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