Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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