We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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