so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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