I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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