she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I will be naked everywhere
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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