Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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