ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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