I hate all girls vehemently.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
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With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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