don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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