I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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