I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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