is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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