if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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