i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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