I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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