What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Randomize
