We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
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I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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