my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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