chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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