Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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