white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
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My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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