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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
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i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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