How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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