that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Randomize
