I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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