Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I love you. Go after that dick
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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