so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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