Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.