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  Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie

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  your the best winggirl ever

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?

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  Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier

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• (716): View more from New York

  He finger blasted me like an angel dude

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.

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