Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
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The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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