I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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