i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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