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Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
There's a naked man in my car right now.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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