Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Randomize
