Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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