Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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